Wednesday, June 4, 2008

The Ray Gun's Theories and Diagnosis for Relationships that Seem Disfunctional but Work.







Theories:


1. Girls play games but women don't.

2. Sincerity is Maturity




3. If you are texting your way to her heart, she is way too young.

4. Be cocky in a joking way(All women want confidence).
-Why is this? They should want a meek and gentle man. They say they do but it is bull.

5. Ricky Butler is a Genius


6. Red personalities cannot handle Yellow personalities (stolen from the book, The People Code).

7. If she makes all of the moves on the first date, she will make all of the moves in her marriage.


The Diagnosis:

-Quick rules of getting a girl to like you (I know I am single and 25, but I have seen each one work several times)

a. If she is nice be nice.
b. If she is a jerk, be a jerk.
c. If she is does not talk, don't pursue her and make it even more awkward (Disclaimer, I actually don't know what to do in this situation).
d. Tease the ones that tease, and make an example out of them in front of a group of people (they might feel stupid but they like it).

And this is my Ray of Sunshine.